Thursday, October 13, 2005

Why it's wonderful being Gay

There are benefits to everything. Especially being gay. Here are some of my reasons why it's so wonderful being gay.

1) You don't have to worry about birth control
2) Today, if you are gay, it's "cool" and the "in" thing to be
3) You are with someone that understands when you just don't feel good and have PMS
4) Your cycles are regulated and on schedule with the other person
5) You instantly have another wardrobe
6) God has naturally created the gay symbol and you see it after a rain storm
7) There are stores dedicated just for gay pride
8) You always have someone to watch "chick flicks" with you
9) You can be driving down the road and see a complete stranger with a gay pride sticker and wave to them, and they are friendly
10) Last, but certainly not least....LAURA!

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