I could write a book about all the crazy things clients have done or said. My favorite just happened last Thursday.
We had a client come in for outpatient and he was obviously drunk. He ended up blowing a .238, which would explain why he was having trouble walking and slurring his words. As the nurse and counselor called the non-emergency ambulance I sat with this client. He was talking, but making no sense and I just sat and listened to him. When the ambulance arrived he looked at me and said, "Caroline, you're a good person despite what everyone else says."
I am still laughing about what he said.
So, now the important question is: What is everyone else saying about me?